The Best Beer Brand For Your Zodiac Sign Is…
Happy national beer lovers day my friends! If there’s one thing Wisconsinites love, it’s an ice cold beer on a day that ends in y. But, it’s not just us Wisconsin folk that love a “brewski” and the good people at The New York Post know that too. They came up with a list of the best beer brands based on your zodiac sign, and here they are as follows:
Aries: Modelo – Aries people love to fight, so why not enjoy the beer that LITERALLY partners with the UFC.
Aquarius: Stella Artois – I’m an Aquarius so this one felt like a little disappointment. Apparently we’re the “star card” and Stella is Latin for star. Lame.
Taurus: Miller High Life – Taurus’s are known as the party sign. They just love to have a good time, so why not the beer that lives “the high life”?
Gemini: Budweiser – Other than Bud Light, Budweiser has always had successful marketing. Gemini’s are really good at getting messages across, so ya…
Cancer: Blue Moon – Because cancers are “ruled by the moon.”
Leo: Corona – Leo is known as the regal sign. A crown is the symbol for Corona. You can kind of see where I’m going with this.
Virgo: Michelob Ultra. Because Virgos are health-conscious. And Michelob Ultra is so watered down, it’s sometimes called the “Gatorade of beers.”
Libra: Pabst Blue Ribbon. Libras love fairness and equality, and PBR is loved by everyone from factory workers to hipsters.
Scorpio: Guinness. Because Scorpios are mysterious, and Guinness has been very tight-lipped when it comes to their trade secrets.
Sagittarius: Sapporo. Because you’re adventurous, and so was the guy who created it. He left Japan in the 1860s at age 17 . . . which was forbidden back then . . . and studied brewing in Germany.
Capricorn: Yuengling. Because you’re determined, and so was Yuengling when they stayed afloat in Prohibition by making “near beer” with basically no alcohol.
Pisces: Heineken. Because you like pleasing people. And the guy who founded their ad department once said, “I don’t sell beer, I sell enjoyment.”
Enjoy your National Beer Lovers Day, and always stay thirsty. Cheers!